The Dating Department

Mom: So how are things in the dating department?
Son: The dating department?
S: There's no dating department, Mom...
S: There's no store with a clerk behind a counter who helps you select someone to go out with...
S: That would be too logical! That would make too much sense! That would be too fair for regular guys who don't have power jobs, or fancy cars, or chiseled athletic physiques!!
M: So *Felicia* wouldn't go out with you?
S: Does it show?